At this point, I am praying for spontaneous combustion.
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Month: July 2015
Family Vacation, July 2015—I live in the bathrooms
Family Vacation, July 2015–Still Constipated
We’ve been here 10 minutes. We haven’t yet entered the park. If I hear “I have to go to the[…]
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Family Vacation, July 2015, Day 1–The Fat Tuna Incident
The girls asked to try oysters at supper. What they wanted were pearls. What they got were slimy, salty mounds[…]
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Family Vacation, July 2015, Day 1–Vacation Constipation
After spending upwards of 30% of our time at Wally World One with one or both girls in the bathroom[…]
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Family Vacation July 2015, Day 1—Water Country USA
We have arrived at Wally World Park 1 which includes such perennial favorites as Davy Jones’ Pool of Confused Seas[…]
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Family Vacation, July 2015, Day 1–London Bridge
Front Desk Guy tells me they are changing the name of the hotel to London Bridge. For now, I think[…]
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