Mere moments after waddling into the water to avoid being incinerated alive, I had the distinct displeasure of finding the only jellyfish on this beach which DOES sting. I would like to apologize to the families of small children who were subjected to the stream of profanity loosed from my tongue.
Despite the crystal clear water, my assailant escaped unscathed.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to finish my steroid taper…